THE STATUE

THE STATUE I would like to Share the following Interesting Event with My Readers. A Woman was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “Stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and she dusted him with talcum powder. “Just pretendContinue reading “THE STATUE”

THE GUARDIAN ANGEL

THE GUARDIAN ANGEL I would like to Share A Very Funny Marital Joke. A Man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “STOP! STAND STILL! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The Man stopped and a big brick fell right inContinue reading “THE GUARDIAN ANGEL”

ADAM AND EVE

ADAM AND EVE I would like to Share some Funny Marital Remarks on Adam and Eve with My Readers. Adam and Eve had AN IDEAL MARRIAGE. He didn’t have to hear about all THE MEN she could have Married, and she didn’t have to hear about the WAY HIS MOTHER COOKED!  LOL Adam and EveContinue reading “ADAM AND EVE”

BEST MARITAL JOKES

BEST MARITAL JOKES:   I would like to Share some Funny Marital Jokes with My Readers. Marriage is a Ceremony in which Rings are put on the finger of the Lady and around the hands and feet of the Man. Marriages are made in Heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail. MarriageContinue reading “BEST MARITAL JOKES”

DRUG STORE AND CONDOMS

DRUG STORE AND CONDOMS I would like to Share A Very Interesting Conversation Between A Father and His Son. A Man walks into a Drug Store with his 8-year old Son. They happen to walk by the Condom Display, and the Boy asks: “What are these Dad?” “Those are called Condoms My Son. Men useContinue reading “DRUG STORE AND CONDOMS”

Divorce – Weight Loss

Divorce – Weight Loss I would like to Share A Very Funny and Quick way of Weight Loss. On Divorce: Of all the New Weight Loss Programs and Exercise Video’s available, DIVORCE  is still the MOST EFFECTIVE! Where else can you get rid of 205 pounds in a quick 90 days?   LOL Wow!   LessonContinue reading “Divorce – Weight Loss”

Family Finances

Family Finances I would like to Share A Very Funny and Interesting Discussion between Husband and Wife about their Finances. A Couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the Husband Exploded: “If it weren’t for MY MONEY, the house wouldn’t be here”! The Wife Replied: “My Dear, if it weren’t FOR THE MONEY,Continue reading “Family Finances”

Singles Convention Prayer Session

Singles Convention Prayer Session I would Like to Share A Very Interesting Prayer Session with my Readers. During a Singles Convention, A Prayer Point was Raised that Everyone Should Pray for their Heart Desires. A Sister Prayed, “Oh Lord, I Don’t Want to Marry a Short Man. Any Short Man that is Coming My Way,Continue reading “Singles Convention Prayer Session”

A Pastor’s Prayer

A Pastor’s Prayer I would like to Share A Very Funny, but Interesting Prayer and Demon Out-Casting Session with My Readers. Some Concerned Family Members Took One of Their Relatives To A Healing and Prayer Crusade. The Pastor Started Praying For The Man Possessed with A Demon. He says: “In The Name Of Jesus DemonContinue reading “A Pastor’s Prayer”

Joke of the Day: Phone Call

  Joke of the Day: Phone Call I would like to Share A Very Funny “Communication Method” Between Husband and Wife with My Readers. Husband and Wife Agreed that Anytime they “Want To Make Love”, they Will Call it “PHONE CALL”, so that the Kids will not Decode. One Day the Husband sent his SonContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Phone Call”