APPOINTMENT OF SECRETARY

APPOINTMENT OF SECRETARY: I would like to share a very funny story with My Beloved Readers. A Man came home from work late and said to his Wife, “I have been given a Huge Promotion at Work, which means I get my Own Office and get to Employ My Own Secretary.” Wife says, “Well pleaseContinue reading “APPOINTMENT OF SECRETARY”

SYSTEM ERROR

  SYSTEM ERROR! I would like to share a funny joke with my Beloved Readers. A Woman was having sex with her Lover in her Apartment, 20 storeys high. Suddenly she heard her Husband arrived. She told the Lover,”Stay like a Statue and not to move”. Husband: “Who is this?” Wife: “This is a Robot i bought to have sex withContinue reading “SYSTEM ERROR”

Washing Machine

A Man is walking behind his Wife and says, “Baby you are SO FAT your Bums looks like a Washing Machine”!. The Woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bed time, the Man is asking for sex. The Woman says, “I can’t start the Washing  for such A SMALL LOAD. You’ll have to hand wash .” lolContinue reading “Washing Machine”

HUSBAND AND WIFE….

HUSBAND AND WIFE I would like to Share A Funny Joke with My Readers: Wife: “Honey you always carry my photo n your handbag to the Office. Why?” Hubby: “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.” Wife: “You see, how miraculous and powerful IContinue reading “HUSBAND AND WIFE….”

CHEATING HUSBAND

  Peter has a tendency of cheating on his Wife.  Peter: “Marry can you please pack my back, cause I have to travel to Windhoek for A Meeting.” Mary: “How long will you be absent from home this time? ” Peter: “Darling, it will only be for the week. Don’t worry I will come homeContinue reading “CHEATING HUSBAND”

THE WEDDING

THE WEDDING: I would like to Share an Interesting Story with my Readers. A Little Boy, at a Wedding looks at his Dad and says: “Daddy, why does the Girl WEAR WHITE?” His Father replies: “The Bride is in WHITE because she’s HAPPY and this is the HAPPIEST DAY of her life, because Now SheContinue reading “THE WEDDING”

THE WOODEN BOX

THE WOODEN BOX: I would like to Share A Interesting Story between A Dying Woman and her Husband. A Woman on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under the bed and open the WOODEN BOX he found. He was puzzled by the 3 Eggs and $7,000 in cash he found inContinue reading “THE WOODEN BOX”

THE STATUE

THE STATUE I would like to Share the following Interesting Event with My Readers. A Woman was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “Stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and she dusted him with talcum powder. “Just pretendContinue reading “THE STATUE”

THE GUARDIAN ANGEL

THE GUARDIAN ANGEL I would like to Share A Very Funny Marital Joke. A Man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “STOP! STAND STILL! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The Man stopped and a big brick fell right inContinue reading “THE GUARDIAN ANGEL”

ADAM AND EVE

ADAM AND EVE I would like to Share some Funny Marital Remarks on Adam and Eve with My Readers. Adam and Eve had AN IDEAL MARRIAGE. He didn’t have to hear about all THE MEN she could have Married, and she didn’t have to hear about the WAY HIS MOTHER COOKED!  LOL Adam and EveContinue reading “ADAM AND EVE”