THE STATUE

THE STATUE

I would like to Share the following Interesting Event with My Readers.

A Woman was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

“Hurry!” she said, “Stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and she dusted him with talcum powder. “Just pretend you’re A STATUE.”

“What is this, Honey?” the Husband enquired. “Oh, it’s A STATUE,” she replied nonchalantly.

“The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much; I got one for us too.”

Around two in the morning the Husband got out of the bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with A SANDWICH AND A GLASS OF MILK.

“Here,” he said to the “STATUE”, “eat something. I also STOOD LIKE AN IDIOT at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water.”

Wow Cheating Couples!

Lesson Learned: Whatsoever you did in the Dark will come out in the Light!

 

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