I would like to share a funny joke with my Beloved Readers.
A Woman was having sex with her Lover in her Apartment, 20 storeys high. Suddenly she heard her Husband arrived.
She told the Lover,”Stay like a Statue and not to move”.
Husband: “Who is this?”
Wife: “This is a Robot i bought to have sex with me when you travel”.
Husband: “Ok let’s have sex now”.
Wife: ” No Sweetheart, I got my period. So I will go and make a cup of coffee for you”.
After she left the Husband said,”Damn it I am so horny. I will make love with the Robot although he is a male like me”.
He tried making love but the Lover started talking in a Robotic way,”SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!”
Husband: “Damn Robot is not working properly. I am throwing it out of the window”.
The Lover realised that he was on the 20th floor, so he said in a Robotic way,”SOFT WARE UPDATED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN!”
Lol Wow Poor Lover!
Lessons Learned: Never Cheat in any Relationship or Marriage!