HIV VS EBOLA

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HIV vs EBOLA

HIV: Hello! Who Is This?
*EBOLA: Your little sister EBOLA
HIV: Why are you using international number?
*EBOLA: I was in Liberia And Now I am in Nigeria.
HIV: How is the business?

*EBOLA: I am doing my job very well compared to you. You have been here for the last 30 years and you did little. I moved in Africa For The Last 30 Months And I am now the TALK of the whole continent.

HIV: I do my work slowly but sure.
*EBOLA: Where are you now?
HIV: I am in +264 currently.

*EBOLA: I wanted to come there via +254, +256 and then to +255 but I don’t have transport.
HIV: Please, sister don’t bother to come. These people have enough problems already.

*EBOLA: I won’t come because the population there is low. Who is there with you?
HIV: I am here with my friends MALARIA and TYPHOID. Right now, am in louges, hotels, clubs, inns and bars waiting for those men who leave their wives at home to look for me and the youth who cannot live without sex…….

Wow Lol

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