THE WEDDING

THE WEDDING:

I would like to Share an Interesting Story with my Readers.

A Little Boy, at a Wedding looks at his Dad and says:

“Daddy, why does the Girl WEAR WHITE?”

His Father replies: “The Bride is in WHITE because she’s HAPPY and this is the HAPPIEST DAY of her life, because Now She is in Control.”

The Boy thinks about this and then says:

“Well then, Daddy why is the Boy WEARING BLACK?”

The Father gave A HUGE SIGH looking at his Son and replies:

“Oh My Son, it’s very COMPLICATED cause this is the GREATEST DAY ALL MEN MAKE THE  BIGGEST MISTAKE TO GET MARRIED, just feeling like attending your OWN FUNERAL My Son.”

“Wow,” the Son replied. “But why can the boy NOT RUN AWAY Daddy?”

The Father looked at his Son with A VERY SAD facial expression and Replied: “Oh, Love IS BLIND, but MARRIAGE IS AN EYE-OPENER.”

The Boy looked at his Father and said: “Ok let’s go home Daddy, why should we then attend THE BOYS FUNERAL?”  LOL

Wow, The Secret of A HAPPY MARRIAGE Remains a Secret!

 

 

 

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THE WOODEN BOX

THE WOODEN BOX:

I would like to Share A Interesting Story between A Dying Woman and her Husband.

A Woman on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under the bed and open the WOODEN BOX he found.

He was puzzled by the 3 Eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in THE WOODEN BOX, so he asked his Wife what the Eggs were for.

“Oh, those”, she replied. “Every time we had bad sex , I put an egg in the box”.

Not BAD, the Husband thought to himself, after 35 years of Marriage, and then he asked:

“But what about the $7,000?”

“Oh, that”, she replied, “every time I got a DOZEN I SOLD THEM.”    LOL

 

Wow  Poor Husband what a Shock and Humiliation after 35 years of Marriage!

 

A WORD OF APPRECIATION

A WORD OF APPRECIATION:Thank You

I would like to Extend My Sincere Gratitude and Appreciation to All My Readers,

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