JOKE OF THE DAY:
PHAT – PRETTY HOT AND THICK!
I would like to share the following FUNNY CONVERSATION between A Pharmacist Sales Lady and A Very Fat Woman:
A Very Fat Woman entered A Pharmacy looking around through the shelves in search for some hair products. After a while the Sales Lady approached her and ask the following question:
Sales Lady: Excuse me Madam, are you perhaps interested in Dieting Pills? It’s over there in the next corner.
Fat Lady: No, what made you think I would be?
Sales Lady: You seems to have a “PROBLEM WITH YOUR WEIGHT”!
Fat Lady: A Thousand Times NO…. Its you and the rest of the World that have a Problem with my Weight. I am PHAT Not FAT!
Sales Lady: Sorry, but what do you mean?
Fat Lady: I said I am PHAT – PRETTY HOT AND THICK!
Sales Lady: (Looks Very Embarrassed) I did not mean to Offended you Madam!
Fat Lady: No… I am Not Dear!
Sales Lady: I Love your Attitude… I wish All “BIG LADIES” could Talk like you.
Fat Lady: POINT OF CORRECTION! I am “NOT BIG“, I am “FULL FIGURED“!
Sales Lady: Wow Madam, you know yourself né…?
Fat Lady: Yeah of course, I “KNOW MY WORTH”!
Sales Lady: So you don’t “DIET’?
Fat Lady: No I “WORKOUT” a lot.
Sales Lady: Wow, I like you!
Fat Lady: Thanks!
Advice from Fat Lady: THICK MADAMS, DON’T ALLOW ANYBODY TO CALL YOU BIG, FAT, OBESE….! KNOW YOUR WORTH AND STAND FIRM!
Wow, Talking about Self Confidence! L.O.L.